Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Not A Morning Person

GOOD MORNING WORLD!!!! -.-
reporting to you blog readers (dont think anyone reads my blog) at 9 30 in the effing morning! hell yea!

MY HOLIDAY SUCKS!!! OFFICIALLY!!
it didnt suck that badly la actually! but right now i feel like it sucks SO BAD!

I actually did lotsa cool fun stuff la. like shopping with Esfern and hanging out with classmates and sneaking out in the middle of the night or have guys stay over at my house and watch horror movie and play Left 4 Dead 2 and Call Of Duty 4 at 2 in the morning till God knows what time! yea those are some of the fun stuff....

BUT!!!! the thing that made my holiday SUCK so bloody much is that I have to work!
"OMG KEMUEL! YOU ARE WORKING?!" or "OF ALL PEOPLE YOU'RE THE LAST ONE I EXPECT TO WORK" or "YOU DAMN DUMB TO WORK"!
and then i go "I didnt choose to work! I dread it every freaking day! My parents forced me to work by getting me this job without telling me and agreeing to a shitty pay of RM400 for a whole month and i work from 9 to 6! and this is how they forced me to"
Of course i tried arguing my way out la. but i failed because they used it as a threat
"If you wanna go out tomorrow you have to promise me you'll work"

-.-

Working steals my FREEDOM!! I'm 16! (just turned 16! oh yea) and why in the world should i be working?! I freaking HATE that i have to answer "Cant :/ got work tomorrow" when someone asks me to go out! AND I HATE ESPECIALLY THAT I WANNA GO OUT WITH YOU! but im busy working :/ maybe if i didnt work and we hung out more then .......................

YEAP! my holidays officially sucks!

today's actually my last day of work! WOOOHOOOOOOOO
,,|,, to work!

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

I'M BACK!

Hey peeps! Thought I should start blogging again since I always am on the comp and just sit here doing nothing. I'm actually at work now and I have nothing to do (actually have something to do but lazy to), so i thought i'd come here and revive this dead blog from its long sleep! ITS ALIVE!!!!!! :O

Well yesterday was my birthday! YEA I KNOW! FINALLY 16 RIGHT?! Kinda celebrated it at 1 Utama which is one of the worst places in the world to celebrate birthdays. but I didnt really care la. I usually celebrate my birthday with my family, so yesterday was like my first time having it with friends. Though it wasnt really a celebration. spent the first half of the day wasting time with Esfern. shopping and walking around. and eating "poisonous" pretzels! then it was dinner with everyone (i dont mean EVERYONE) and it was fun! Khei Qi kinda helped with the planning :D thank you Khei Qi!

We actually planned to eat at Delicious. but due to everyones craving for Carbonara! i suggested Italiannies!!! which i think has crazy nice carbonara because of the bacon and cheeeeeseeeeee!! sex in your mouth!

At the end of the dinner they bought me a cake (banoffi pie)! :D i actually dont know who but i think its Khei Qi, Sean, Marcus, Gaston and Hong Koon! sorry if your name isnt here :D thank you for the cake (banoffi pie)! and seriously! I think its SOOOOO embarrassing when people sing you a birthday song! I dont know whether to sing along or not. Do i sit there and smile or do i sing along? And if I sing along do I sing happy birthday to ME! which is so weird! hahaha. dont think anyone feels me -.- but I just sang along anyways. Eheee!

but the day was great la :D thank you for all those that came :):) and thank you for the presents! Especially you Esfern! i think your present is the best present i have ever received in MY LIFE!!!! :')
I can say yesterday was a great day la! if you leave out all "those stuff" right Esfern? :)

MERRY CHIRSTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR NIGGAS!!!!!!!

Monday, October 12, 2009

4.37 AM

I've been in bed for an hour and 15 minutes already. And I can't sleep. You fell asleep while texting me an hour ago.
I'm just blogging so that I have something to do since I can't sleep so this post would be just plain nonsense. Like I'm currently listening to Stadium Arcadium by Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

I've went to pee 4 times in 2 hours. And I think I have diabetes because peeing frequently is 1 of it's symptoms. It's so freaking hard to even imagine not being able to eat sweets or drinking soft drinks. One day I shall create a cure for diabetes. But since I haven't studied in two days. And I don't think I'll become a scientist or some shit. I'll just hire scientists then :)



Anyways I havnt studied for 2 days already because my grandfathers birthday was yesterday. So my cousin and my
uncle from Singapore came down to kl to celebrate.
And today me my bro and my cousin went to 1u to play pool. We aslo went to batting cages and I kicked their ass at it :) I hit 12 out of 15 balls :D we played a few rounds la. And I broke one of the bats really coolly when I hit the last few ball. The head just flew off!

I think I need to get a proper life.

Friday, October 9, 2009

i seriously LAUGHED OUT LOUD when i saw this picture and i just had to share it with the world :D



Say HELLO! to my dad!!!




Sunday, October 4, 2009

Explosion of flavours!

I would use "burst of flavours" but the word burst is too sissy for the situation!

Everyone who read the title must be having the thought in your mind "Kemuel must have ate some super nice food!" but that's where you're WRONG!

As normal Sundays, my family has dinner out! And on some Sundays my parents friend, who is a cancer patient, comes along la. He actually invites himself to have dinner with us. But his wife left him and he's got cancer so my parents are really nice to him la.
So since he already is sick..... We all have to eat healthy food for his sake. And as everyone knows, almost all healthy food ..... SUCKS LIKE SHIT!!!!!!

So we went to this Foo Kua (bitter gourd) shop in taman megah! At first I thought it's worth trying laa. The shop is named foo Kua so maybe they have some special bitter gourd dish in there. So we sat down at a table.....

And when the menu came!!!!!!! (this is the part of the story where you hold your breath!) there was over 200 dishes with the word foo Kia in front!!! I'm thinking to myself what the eff is wrong with this shop!!!! People hate bitter gourd. Why do you even wanna start a shop that's serves nothing but bitter gourd dishes!!

When the food came. There was like bitter gourd Tao foo, bitter gourd chicken, bitter gourd with egg, bitter gourd soup, bitter gourd pork, other tables even ordered the bitter gourd drink!

So whatever laaaaa. It's for my parents friends sake. So just shut up and eat laa. The food was actually not bad!!! There was like 5 dishes of bitter gourd food on the table! Only 1 dish wasn't THAT bitter. Which was the chicken 1 and also the one I had the most la of course.
But the worst part is I ordered Kat zai shun mui! If you all don't understand my lousy Chinese spelling. It's that green drink which is really sour which I really like to drink! And uually when you eat something yucky and bitter you quickly take a big sip of your nice tasting drink. But to my testical shockin surprise, the flavours sweet, sour and bitter isn't at all a good combination!!!!

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Hate Tuesdays!

Facebook is too public for this shit an since not many people read my blog so it's not that bad

i fucking hate this shit! I wish I had a punching bag in my room so that I cab punch the fucking shit out of it. Release all this on the punching bag instead of typing it here where it doesn't even help.
I wanna punch it till I feel my wrist get dislocated and I can't feel my fingers anymore.













I wanna stick my middle finger to the world. I would like to do it on CNN

Monday, September 21, 2009

My heart aches of worry when you're like that :(

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Car day! :D

Oh my shit! My interest in cars have grown to LOVE for cars!!!
Why the sudden change?
Yesterday my mom, dad and I went out for breakfast! And we came across my dads first merc that is already sold off to someone we don't know parked near the coffee shop we were eating at. I thought to myself "WOW SHIT. that was the first car I ever sat in when I was born. And that's the car that I spilled my drink in for the first time (and of course got screwed for it). Or the first car seats that I drew on with a pen!
I kinda wanted to ride in it again.

Anyways that's only less than half the reason why the sudden love for cars.
Continuing with my story......
So after breakfast, we sent my moms car to the workshop. I actually did not want to tag along for I know that all you do there is wait. But I changed my mind!!!

We sent the car to Lim Tayar. If you guys do not know where's that. It's in taman tun. That place is shit cool full of nice cars. No ferraris or anything but that place is the biggest workshop I've ever seen and everyone looked happy working on the car. As I watches as how the car was tested with all that cool gadget shit I was thinking to myself "SHIT I NEEDA OWN A SHOP LIKE THIS SOMEDAY". They had all this cool shit to test the car that I would like to play with! I wanna know what's it like to sit in a car and get lifted by that cool stuff. I learnt quite a lot of cool stuff about cars also when I watches my moms car get fixed. So now I would know how to take care of my car next time.

I also can't wait to own my car! Which is a Ferrari!! And as I drive it in to MY workshop, all the mechanics will be fighting to attend to my car!

Wow the pleasure of owning cool shit!

And at night time I went to esfern's house for her house warming :)
what a great day :)

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

This blog is stupid! -.-
losing my inspiration to blog

Sometimes I'm in the mood to blog and when I come to this new post page that i'm looking at now
BLANK!

That's why I never blog about anything.
My life's becoming boring. Nothing to blog about. Maybe it's because I'm too carefree.






I can't sleep!

Bored?

WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME???
I think i'm becoming really boring? Am I growing up?? That's impossible!!!
I need more life in my life! I'm feeling really carefree but i'm starting to feel like a boring person!
Why????
Someone tell me why!!!! *drops down on knees weeping with face to the sky

Monday, September 7, 2009

When you smile, I melt inside.

Friday, September 4, 2009

It's SO cool im blogging about shitting

Im sure everyone reading this has felt the feeling of "OH SHIT I NEED TO SHIT" and then you run off to the toilet and try to release it.

Welll!!! I just had the feeling, let me describe the feeling to you. Its like you feel this bubbly feeling in your stomach, but the word bubbly seems too soft, too girly. sooo i would like to say i felt a freaking wild horse in the lower part of my digestive system. seriously it makes me really really really feel like shitting. i think its from the sour milk i drank last night! but the problemm is!!! I CANT SHIT!!!!

no im not constipated. but when i sit at the toilet bowl, NOTHING COMES OUT!!!! HOW MUCH MORE FRUSTRATING CAN YOU GET!!!!! my stomach keeps giddy upping at me but i cant freaking shit!!!! you know usually you run to the toilet and you sit down and you ahhhhhhhh!!!
HOW I WISH I COULD DO THAT!!! SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY STOMACH!!!!!


what a post : )

Monday, August 24, 2009

My Dad!

We all went to eat steamboat buffet yesterday and after our dinner all of us were talking
so i started the subject of noses because the day before, my sisters friend came over and my parents asked her who looked alike and she said all and our noses were they same.
but i dont think so. so we were talking about it

then when my sis went to take food my dad said
"actually liannes nose hole quite big...... but she quite smart...."

then i was thinking to myself.. what does this have to do with her nostrils?

then suddenly he said
"...... because she know air is free so she make her nose big big"

:D

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Thursday + 4 Belian

Thursday was just hardcore awesome. We did nothing for almost the whole day but jammed. Thanks to Ariff who asked all of us to bring our instruments.

OH SHIT I JUST SNEEZED AND BURPED AT THE SAME TIME




Ariff with the guitar;






Tian Xi; he just looks rockerishly nerdy in the pictures :D





Kemuel was singing a song;


the coolest part is towards the end of the day!!!! 3 of us were invited (im not sure if invited or ariff asked teacher, but invited makes us look better) to per form infront of the class!
and soo.......





And here's the video for our performance



And FINALLY!!!! thanks to Miss Winnie our physics teacher who is cool enough to allow us to perform!!! :D



Miss Winnie; she saw my skills and just had to try it :D


My class 4 Belian is starting to rock. :D

Friday, August 21, 2009

What a good day I had in school today :) :) nothing and no one spoiled anything about it :) not even you puan norita. Even when you made me stand up for laughing like an idiot.
To find out more check out my facebook.
We extra jammmed and performed in class for the whole day. Without a teacher saying a word to stop us. And I got to learn a whole song on a ukelele even though it's my first time playing 1.

To ariff: that ukelele is suppose to be mine youwhore!!!!

Friday, August 14, 2009

RANDOM DAY!

*RIIINNNNGGGG RIIINNNGGGGG*
"Hello" (Me)
"Hello. do you know who am i?" (in weird accent)

"Fenderick!"
"NO i am not fenderick! can i come over now?"

"okay"
"okay bye!"

After 5 minutes!!!! DING DONG!!!!!!!!!
Shaun, Hong Koon and Fenderick standing outside my house. they had no where to go so they chose to waste time in my house.

Dogs have a thing for Hong Koon!!!!



WASTED THE WHOLE DAY DOING NONSENSE which was rather FUN :D!!!!!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Do you know what's it like when you see something you wish you didn't and then even though you choose not to think about it, it just freaking replays in your head over and over and over again!!!!!?????

I wish it would just @&$!ing leave my mind!!!!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

I just got my Internet back bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


But lazy to blog

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Kemuel Is On Hiatus

Update on Kemuel's life:





None.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Does anyone notice that birds only chirp on Saturday mornings?

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

No you girls you never know how you make a boy feeeeel!!!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

I love it when it drizzles! :)

The title sounds extra emo but it's not an emo story!

My physics tution ends at 10.30 every Tuesday night and when tuition ends we wait outside the teachers house where we usually have our noisy conversations!! And then 1 by 1 we'll start to leave when out parents arrive... And my parents are always not punctual when they pick us up from wherever but I can't complain even when I hate waiting for hours because who else is going to fetch me... So as usual I'm the last 1 to leave ...

And as I was waiting it started to drizzle a little and it's really cooling and it felt good to be out at night where the streets are empty and all you hear is the crickets it feels like you're the only 1 left on earth... It felt calm and quiet and still and you just feel like you own the world for the moment and then all of a sudden that silence is killed as a car comes and "oh it's my car!" and my
Moment of owning the world ends there


:)

Friday, July 3, 2009

Teachers....

Do you people know teachers do read blogs???
Well they do and i'm dedicating a post just for them!!!






FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They just are pure immature for their age.. That's why they are teachers!





*referring only to certain teachers
Please tell me how much you agree by leaving a message in the cbox

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Zzzzzzzzzzz open day is tomorrow.......................... Just waiting to die

Friday, June 26, 2009

My First Hero

heard the news this morning on the Fly.fm.....
until now i still cant believe that Michael Jackson has just died just like that... just a heart attack that took him by surprise.. what if it were to happen to you

but anyways michael jackson was my first hero..
i remember long time ago, when i was a lot younger.. i use to be crazy over him and always wait for MTV or Channel V to play his vids.. then when i watch his music videos ill just wait for the moonwalk part!!! (which by the way i thought was a trick and that something was pulling him while he acted to walk) but he is the reason i know how to moon walk and he was the first guy singer i knew *at least i think so*

but eventhough he is weird and all.. he still is a good artist and dancer... i hope he goes to heaven so ill get to meet him there and he'll teach me to dance :D:D

when i told my parents about MJ's death my mom was super *GASP* kinda reaction.. dad already knew... by the way MJ is the same age as my dad.. so they were talking about dying at such a young age. i wouldnt want something like that to hit me by surprise... got so many things i still want to do in life...

anyways.. MJ might be a sick guy but he still is the best dancer i know

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

School was :D today!!!!
everything just smelled so nice!!!!

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Beautiful english

[11:58:25 PM] EsfernT says: laughing for not reason

Friday, June 19, 2009

I feel the urge to dance!
Do you?!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

LOST :'(

Do you know whats it like to feel lost?
To be somewhere that does not register in your memory,
to not be able to find your way back,
to be alone in somewhere that others can't find you...





THAT IS HOW MY DEAR SONIC GEAR EAR PUMPS WHITE THING FEEEEELLLL!!!!!!!



this is a picture of it just few hours ago.. it felt like it was just yesterday :'(


and the moment i blinked..... that white thing fell off.. seperated from where it belongs to... and now i cant seem to find it!!!! and this is how naked it looks now!!!!



what can be worse than being lost and naked?!!!
SOMEONE SAVE MY DEAR EARPHONESSSSSSS!!!!!!!





*priak* = the sound of my broken heart
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo



why the licking fart is my internet so slow today!!!!?????

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Char Kuey Teow

Ahhhhhh :) dear char kuey teow,

It's been a long time; how my taste buds missed you!





It's not that I don't like ckt or that I don't eat it because I'm afraid of pimples. For some reason I just RARELY eat it.
But today is my first time in a long time

Sunday, June 14, 2009

EVERYONE PLEASE DONT REMIND ME THERE IS SCHOOL TOMORROW SO THAT I CAN ACT LIKE I FORGOT! :D



what school??

Monday, June 8, 2009

Friday, June 5, 2009

its only a bad day that will just past in hours.
ouch.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

weird.

IT JUST POPPED INTO MY MIND

Cinderella ate the red apple that was given to her by Captain Hook and she fell in love with a beast in a forest called the Hundred Acre Wood......

and it continues... it can keep going on in my head....
this happened when i was playing Counter Strike
: )

Thursday, May 28, 2009

EXAMS AFTERLIFE

HAIYO!!!! CHEMISTRY CHEMISTRY!!!!!

The only thoughts that were going through my head when i was doing my chemistry is... "dont know, NEXT!"

The paper was so hard... but doing it was so easy because all i had to do was NOTHING!!!

left my Section B half blank... i just read the questions, didnt even think and read the next question until i reached a question that asks you to fill in letters.. then i just tembak a letter... and then YAY.. 5% chance of getting 1 mark :D







spent my whole afternoon sleeping on the couch : )

Sunday, May 24, 2009

My parents aren't in and the modem is secretly out!!!

While every 1 is sooooooo FREAKING stressed out about the mid term exams...
I'll just play drums the whole day



I've got a bm and sejarah paper tomorrow and I'm sitting here playing ping pong on my iPod which is really fun :D

Friday, May 15, 2009

MID TERMS!!!!

havent been blogging often because my moms either hogging the comp or the modem is gone


I'M SO STRESSED THAT I'M NOT STRESSED!!!!

sounds weird but its freaking true!!! im so stressed that i dont feel the stress for the mid term!!!
i feel like just screwing it because i havent been able to study for the past 2 weeks coz i was too busy with MSSS but what the hell.....

just fail the mid terms la...


anyways some1 almost died in our MSSS Softball match ... some freaking shit awesome meow rawr woof bang thing happened....
....some dude hit the ball and tried to make a home run but Najat got a ball straight from me and Najat jumped on him because he was diving head first to the home base!


*picture this in your head*


..... all the sand flying, making dust clouds and you can see the fat umpire with his knees bent and his arms up shouting "OUT!!!!" as he is standing behind Najat and the runner



this shit is just so hard to be put into words but its just awesome....
after Najat got up the guys just was knocked out on the floor with his mouth full of blood and he couldnt lift his own body!!

you juts have to be there to watch.. its just like the movies except i was in it :D!!!

Thursday, May 14, 2009

OH THANK GOD THE MODEM IS THERE!!!

RAN up the stairs as soon as my mom and sis left the house and i saw the modem there... (in my mind, i dropped to my knees looking up and lifting my hands to the sky saying thank god)
but that was all in my mind.. my maid would think im a freak if she actually saw me doing that

anyways just came back from a lousy hotel in Klang for MSSS
thought we didnt win it was hell of a experience!!!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Damn! Haven't been able to blog for a while and it's all my moms fault. She made my dad take the modem away.

I'm actually blogging with my iPod so can't really blog much.(feels good to finally be able to blog)


Anywaysssss, labour day just passed. Went back to taiping to celebrate mothers day with my grandmother.
It was nothing but plain boring.

But! The ride back was a little exciting! For the first time for a 3 plus hour trip I did not sleep at all.
Sat in the car looking out the window like I usually do. And I noticed taiping is full of mountains but called "hills" to SOMEONE!
I think I didn't fall asleep because my dad was driving at 160km/h wrecklessly which made me excited. He spent around 10 minutes trying to cut this black alphard which didn't want to give way. My dad kicked his ass.






The stupidest thing you can hear when you pick up a call is...



"Noooo why you pick up?"





:D

Friday, April 24, 2009

Softball MSSD

ahhh after all those long practices under the sun in that ugly runned down thing we call a field, after all those sunburns and a day of me playing with my shirt off just to get my skin colour to be the same(which didn't really work) and it only got me sunburn on my shoulder and my back which really itched....................................




............it was kind of worth it


really lazy to blog now..
to cut the whole story short
we won 2nd place out of 5 teams and im freaking dark like a "black chicken"

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

standing on that field, facing 9 unknown people that are shouting things at you.. and some of it you don't even understand
with that new bat in your hand. all the excitement to just swing it!!!

DAMN I'M EXCITED FOR SOFTBALL TOMORROW!!!!
thinking about it just makes me so fuh-reaking "ARGHHHHH" (excited in a cooler way)
ponteng-ed school today to watch the under 18 girls game and it made me even more excited to play...

i like the feeling of being excited and nervous.. just adds the spice to life...
BUT....
i hate the feeling of not being able to sleep
hope ill sleep well tonight!!!!







RAWR!!!

Monday, April 20, 2009

SHE F**KING HATES ME!!!!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

What have I done??
just wish there was a reset button.. just press it and the whole year just resets

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Blogging with my itouch so here's a short post.

Just want to pack my bags and go around the world with no worries.







The end.

Monday, April 13, 2009

as I still remember...
running around in my cousins house with walkie-talkies that look like batman and dath vader!!!
i was around 5 back then....

STILL HAVE A LONGING TO HAVE A WALKIE-TALKIE!!!!
never actually had 1 b4...
it sounds a little childish but to me its just SO COOL :D
pimps carry walkie talkies!!!

YES WE SHOULD GET WALKIE-TALKIES!!!!!!
then we'll be like "undercover people" going on missions
and killing Raja Edward *wink :D
oooOOOoooo WE COOOOL :D

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Metaphor

its like playing catching...
I'm "it"
but I'm running away from my target instead of chasing it
and I'm acting like everything is fine.

HAPPY EASTER SUNDAY!!!!

Hmmmm.....
Reading other peoples blog just inspires me to blog at my blog..
that's why i always read other peoples blog then only blog in mine
so here i am QUITE wanting to blog.....

went to Segi College to watch a play by Agape and SSGC last night
it was really great but rather short

mmMMMmmmmm!!!!!!
the taste of sweet Magnum ice cream in my mouth!!!

anyways
its Easter Sunday.. a rather boring Easter Sunday
just got back from Dragon-i
the plate of chicken was only RM 1.. i think thats the only reason why we ate there.. my dad is quite a cheapskate but he spends a lot on his stuff!

learned a new word today that i dont understand.. and the person who taught me the word doesnt want to tell me the meaning
the word is..... DAYUM!!!!
its just so freaking awesome to use a word you dont understand!

Saturday, April 11, 2009

I JUST WANT TO GET AWAY!!!!



















rawr

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

ooOOOoooo

went for car ride with my bro... went to McD's FOR ICE CREAM!!!

WHAT THE BELUGA!!!!

Monday, April 6, 2009

The only place where "success" comes before "work" is in the dictionary.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

We both look weird in this picture......


..... BUT LOOOK AT YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
:D

FRIDAY!!!!

Haven't really been making an effort to blog but AT LEAST I still do every time I'm really free.

Soooooo........


Started out with some awesoming school.. My class got April fooled by our moral teacher, Pn. Sharon. She lied about our class splitting into 2 and merging with another class.. i suspected it to be and April fool. Im the SMARTEST in 4 BELIAN!!! BEAT THAT CHAN KEAT!!!! :P but i still fell for it in the end.. SO DID THE WHOLE CLASS!!!!

Anyways... went for cf.. but stayed only for worship becuase i went to KFC with Esfern and had ONE nugget and ONE cheesy wedges!!

then softball...
*lazy to type already*

then went slept for half an hour.. when i got up i couldnt stand up.. dont know why..
when i got out of bed and stood on my feet i fell on my knees.. got super scared.. my whole left leg was numb for like 5 minutes which was super scary!!!!

WEIRD!!!!

WENT FOR MY GRANDMOTHER SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!
ate at some restaurant in KL which cost over RM 3000 for 2 tables...

CAME HOME AND FOUND OUT I LEFT MY PANTS IN SCHOOOL!!!!!!

then dropped dead on my bed..

WHHHAAAAT A DDAAAYYYYY

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

IM BACK ONLINE!!!!

FINALLY!!! I MADE MY INTERNET WORKKK!!!!

i spent more than half an hour on the phone with my girlfriend yesterday...
my girlfriend works in streamyx... her phone number is 100 and she is a malay who helps me fix my internet!!!
AND AT THE END OF THE CONV!!! MY INTERNET STILL WASNT WORKING!!!!

LUCKILY.... IM A GENIUS!!!!
i did some awesome stuff to my modem through the comp and IM FREAKING ONLINE AGAIN!!!!! :D :D

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

SEJARAH ESSAYS!!!

SHITTT!!!! 13 MORE ESSAYS TO DO!!! AND IM DOING IT INFRONT OF THE COMP CAUSE I KNOW I CANT FINISH IT!!!!
!@*^%$#!^$%^@$%^#%^&$%*%&*^&)@%!~meow!$@#%#$&$^&(%&*(
Walking out of your life knowing it hurts me.
I didn't want to do it. but i had to.. to make sure that you dont go through all the pain.
I'm sorry.. I didnt want things to go this way.

:(

Monday, March 23, 2009

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Stars sticked on to that black cloth covering the earth lighting up that night making it...........


:)

Sunday, March 15, 2009

CF CAMP EXCITEMENT!!!!

CF CAMP IS FREAKING TOMORROW!!!

i really feel excited for cf camp tomorrow!!! but then i havent even started packing and im super lazy to do anything right now.. i have not even took out my luggage bag or planned anything

its my first cf camp and its kinda pissing me off already... but its not gonna spoil my camp mood : )
i have to bring half my drum set which is the freaking worst part!!!!

but its all okay... im bringing it so every1 else can have a great time at CF .. : )
gotta go start packing soon!!!
BYE EVERYONE!! ILL BE GONE FOR 4 DAYS!!! HANGING OUT AT THE BITCH!!!

Monday, March 9, 2009

JAMMING SESSION!!!

WE HAD JAMMING SESSION TODAY!!!
means another 10% of my hearing gone!!!
and means we had our ritual of going to McD's!!!

we are such rockers!!! check out the photos here at Esferns blog

left my drumsticks at McD... and i just bought them!!! went back there to find it... but the lady bertudung say cannot find : (

Satisfaction

My house is still under renovation... its been over 4 months already....
but at least they are done with the new rooom

the new room was so empty that i just had to fill it up with something....


SOOOOO..................





TAAAADDDAAAAAAAA

a whole new room without anything but my drums right in the middle of it!!!! feels good but its really loud and has lotsa of echo.... BUT IT STILL FEELS GOOOD :D

spot the pink thing.. its a pink hello kitty pillow.. can you see it?
songs we might be jamming.. sorry so last minute xD
anyways...
1. So What - Pink
2. Smells like teen spirit - Nirvana
3. All the small things - blink 182
4. Hot and Cold - Katy Perry
5. Berilmu untuk berjasa - Malay

Esfern will sing for the girl songs :D!!!

Sunday, March 8, 2009

JAMMING SESSION IS AT 1-3 TOMORROW!!!
AKARKARYA!!!
YOU IDIOTS :D
Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.

DAMN I WISH I WAS A TERMITE!!!!

PLAN-T or PAN-T

*Kemuel walks to the front of the lab.. takes the mic while teacher isnt looking*

"Good morning flight 4 Belian, this is your captain speaking, we are currently on 50000 feet on the ground. please put on your seatbelt and slap the air stewardess's asses around you. We've got jamming session on Monday, not sure about the time yet but will let you know sooon. just make your monday free... its a holiday............................"

Teacher shouts "KEMUEL!!! DONT PLAY WITH THE MIC!! I TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES NOT TO PLAY WITH THE MIC!!! MINUS YOUR FIRST TERM MARKS THEN YOU KNOW"

im sorry miss weenie : )


reading interesting facts online is so awesome *inspired by esfern*
here are some cool ones
-The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.

-
Just about 3 people are born every second, and about 1.3333 people die every second. The result is about a 2 and 2/3 net increase of people every second. Almost 10 people more live on this Earth now, than before you finished reading this.

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Men with a certain rare medical condition can breastfeed babies (AWESOME)

-The largest living thing on the face of the Earth is a mushroom underground in Oregon, it measures three and a half miles in diameter. (YOU'LL PISS ON YOUR PANTS TO SEE SOMETHING LIKE THAT)

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Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.( ARCHEALOGISTS ARE RETARDED TO TASTE HONEY FROM A TOMB)


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The ampersand (&) was once a letter of the English alphabet. (W X Y Z & NOW I KNOW MY ABC)


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Coca-Cola was originally green.


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Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.(THIS IS A LIE... MY MOM IS DEAF)


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Titanic was running at 22 knots when she hit the iceberg. (I JUST HAVE TO WRITE THIS COZ WE'LL BE ACTING IT)


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It has been recommended by dentists that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (two meters) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush! (TO ESFERN COZ SHE DARE NOT OPEN HER MOUTH WHEN SHE IS SHITTING)

Friday, March 6, 2009

STUPID 2 MALAY COACHES!!!

i hope they dont read my blog.. so that they will still pick me for softball team xD

EXAM ENDED TODAY!!!!! the stress is lifted... AMEN!!!
highness from the permanent marker i sniffed *ROLLS ON THE FLOOOR*

wanted to go Rockbanding so BADLY!!!!
but i had to miss out on that because of softball... the worst part is the 2 STUPID MALAY COACHES FROM THE LALA LAND OF THE INDIA DIDNT COME!!!!!!

PISS ME OFF ONLY!!!
spoil me "EXAM ENDED TODAY" mood...

but you made everything great today : )

Thursday, March 5, 2009

EXAMS ENDS TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So excited!!!... so excited that i just dont want to study at all!!!! but then im really scared of my best friend Puan Cecilia... so i juz really have to study.. Dammit!
but if i do well i get to find favour with Pn Cecilia!!!!
hehe at least she doesnt think of me as the "pest in the class" anymore!!!

Exam ends tomorrow but i wont get to do anything cause i got softball from 2-4!!!
im missing out on getting to play Rockband sorrry Amanda and Esfern!!!!
i hope i get into the softball school team if not i would really really regret skipping rockband...

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

MY ARMS JUST BELONG AROUND HER!




:)
since my blog is so wordy!!!
here is a really really short video!!!

TO ALL YOU CHINESE OUT THERE!!!!

Monday, March 2, 2009

EXAMS!!!!!

.... and im not feeling the stress at all

RAWR!!!!
exam started today..
we had BM paper today.... i picked the 1 on menabung and i didnt know what to write.. but i didnt care... so i juz wrote 1 page which was 211 words when we were suppose to write MORE THAN 350 words... some ppl went crazy and freaking wrote for pages... but to me i dont see the point at all in studying BM

BM is a really retarded language. Firstly its because its called Bahasa Malaysia .. and its juz a stupid language we dont need... its not like i want to stay in Malaysia and work or anything... its juz a weird language.. not only because i dont understand... but also because it sucks!!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

ahhhh... waking up in the morning and hearing the sounds of raindrops soothing : )
bad thing about raining is dat we had no pj.. but that doesnt really matter
since we had no pj... we had to stay in class but there was no class to stay in
(this is the exciting part)
so we had to sit in the canteeeen!!!! me and ariff didnt really stay in the canteen but we walked around... but walking around is boring so we planned something funnnyyyyy
(almost there)
since we were in the canteen there was a bottle of chilli sauce sitting on the table waiting to be used
so this is how we put it to use!!! :D
i distracted joshua and stephen (dunno how to spell your name ) xD took his bottle
took it to a corner... and after that ariff distracted the "canteen man" and i took the bottle of chilli sauce
(exciting part)
ran to the corner of the canteen and squeezed freaking a lot of chilli sauce into his bottle, shaked it then put it back
(hillarious part)
then we were sitting around waiting for him to drink his water.. wanted to buy roti but teacher saw us and didnt let us by... so i sneaked to the side and bought doughnut.... then after a while waiting... JOSHUA DRANK HIS WATER... hahaha
as soon as he drank it he spat the water out and started shouting stuff... me and ariff are laughing like shit... i didnt get to see it.. was to busy talking to teacher :(
but it was super funny to even watch him pour his water away

EHEEEEE!!!!!


Tuesday, February 24, 2009

stress is crawling up my pants and graving straight at my balls

School is so boring and exams are next week but all we did in class for today was talk about titanic which was super fun!!!
We joined the movie making competition and we chose the theme titanic which I really really look forward to doing that's why all of us can't stop discussing about it

I've got a whole list of things to get excited about after my first term exam
Which is:
1. HOLIDAY!!!!
2. Cf camp which is actually my first time but I still am excited!!
3. Jamming!!! Living the rockers life :D
4. Directoring and acting for titanic!!! Also watching the movies with my classmates which is so awesome *bimbo
5. ....and the list just goes on...

All this is making me lose my mood to study
BUT!!! Doing what is right today means no regret tomorrow ..sooo for now just study for exams

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Thursday was awesome because we went jamming after school
We jammed Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana
Me ariff tar and Abel .. Suppose to have more people but quite a few couldn't make it
It's okay you couldn't go and have the rockers life with us fern!!!
We played lotsa other songs also like all the small things, so what, starlight, beat it and some drum solos by me xD
We did really well for our first jamming session... After coming out of the studio it feels like some1 stuffed tissue in your ear or something because every is playing super loud

After that we walkeD to McD's
Felt like rockers cause we went jamming and now we're eating junk food
Too bad esfern missed it all right??
Anyways in McD we were eating fries and Abel filled up the empty burger box full with chilli sauce which was super funny

That was my Thursday
I'll blog about my today later
For now.... NAP

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

hmmm???

walking cinapets in 1u
cinapets because we were in our school uniform. feels so weird
went there after school today to shop for my wallet
got 1 already but not really happy with it :/

crazy is becoming my everyday thang!!!

today is the powerrful!!!
I got stapled in the leg by arif!!!
:D
Standing next to marcus in class today and suddenly I feel this really hard smack on my leg
Then suddenly arif was running away and laughing... I'm thinking like what's so funny about smacking my leg
THEN!!! I saw the staple in his hand!!
Then I feel my pants sticking to my leg thinking did he just staple my pants to my leg ???
Put my hand down to touch my leg
HE FREAKING STAPLED MY PANTS TO MY LEG
Haha lucky thing it didn't hurt
Now my leg has to holes at the side... They look like bite marks from a vampire
Anyways It was a freaking cool experience... I was even laughing along with them

My days getting crazier everyday ... I might end up on maximum exposure or something like that someday !!!
Scared 1 day I will really injure myself cause I'm not afraid of taking risk and pain especially when I skate

I ROCK!!!!
which means you all stone

Monday, February 16, 2009

Here I am sitting on the toilet bowl shitting ... Posting with Itouch cox I duwana go through the troublE of my mom shouting at me..

Anywyas something happened after school to me today.... Dunno whether isit a cool fun or painful experience but it's funny
My story: today after basketball in school I saw ashraf setting up the high jump stuff and I wanted to jump coz it's super fun. So...... Was running from quite a distance the I jump la... Then when I in the air I felt super geng ady. Felt like I could fly:)

Then it's like yay flew over the stick.... Then still flying very fast so I flew over the mattress and landed on the floor..then when I hit the floor I suddenly can hear the crowd go "wwooowww". Haha b4 I got up I thought I broke a bone because it was super pain!!! But then when I stood up nth was wrong ... Maybe I'm secretly superman !!!
Anywyas got up and when started walking I had a little limp because I'm a pimp ... But then now nth wrong already

I PRO!!
:)

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Laid back

haven't been posting here in a while cause have just been really busy and if I am not busy I'll be sleeping...... Anyways my house is still freaking under renovation and it's FREAKING PISSING ME OF!! Have to fraking walk upstairs everytime I wanna bathe.. So annoying!!

I freaking had the mood to do my homework but I didn't and it's all esferns fault!! I asked her for add maths homework and she told me she doesn't care about add maths anymore!!!

I BLAME YOU ESFERN!!!

Today after tuition on my way to dinner and when I was in the car....... I saw this dude standing with one leg on a higher pavement .... scratching his balls like SUPER HARD CORELY!!! And you can see on his face is like "ahhhhhh" *satisfaction was written all over his face !!! Hillarious!!

Wanted to take a picture but the car was moving and he went out of sight !!

Can just imagine a picture of him on my blog now

Monday, February 9, 2009

Kemuel changes his mind like a girl changes clothes
He PMS like a bitch I would know

stupid weeek wallet got stolen with ic inside!!!
lucky i get back the money and extra money :D
but must go make new IC super sien..
BUT AT LEAST GET TO TAKE NEW PICTURE!!!!

DAMMIT!!! i got tuition on Sunday Monday and Tuesday
and its all the same teacher
all together in that 3 days its 12 hours of studying
but at least he makes us food to eat :D

zzz form 4 is getting stressful with the amount of homeworks!!!!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!!

currently blogging in a cyber cafe in Taiping... moms hometown
cousins already left thats why im in a cc if not we'll be gambling

i juz learnt how to play Poker Texas Hold'em
ITS DAMN ADDICTIVE!!!!!

me and my cousins played poker until no more money so we started playing with dares
the 1 with the least coins at the end of the game has to do a dare...
and i lost....


BUT IT WAS FUN!!!!

I FLOURed this neightbours proton saga in 4 o clock in the morning
till almost the whole car became white
was suppose to egg ppls house but couldnt find eggs

this is the first time im doing such stupid things with my cousins... didnt know they were so crazy... if not we would have started a long time ago

so so far my CHINESE new year is going great... but they left today so all i can do is come to this cyber full of malays shouting and blasting malay emo songs