PLAN-T or PAN-T

*Kemuel walks to the front of the lab.. takes the mic while teacher isnt looking*

"Good morning flight 4 Belian, this is your captain speaking, we are currently on 50000 feet on the ground. please put on your seatbelt and slap the air stewardess's asses around you. We've got jamming session on Monday, not sure about the time yet but will let you know sooon. just make your monday free... its a holiday............................"

Teacher shouts "KEMUEL!!! DONT PLAY WITH THE MIC!! I TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES NOT TO PLAY WITH THE MIC!!! MINUS YOUR FIRST TERM MARKS THEN YOU KNOW"

im sorry miss weenie : )


reading interesting facts online is so awesome *inspired by esfern*
here are some cool ones
-The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.

-Just about 3 people are born every second, and about 1.3333 people die every second. The result is about a 2 and 2/3 net increase of people every second. Almost 10 people more live on this Earth now, than before you finished reading this.

-Men with a certain rare medical condition can breastfeed babies (AWESOME)

-The largest living thing on the face of the Earth is a mushroom underground in Oregon, it measures three and a half miles in diameter. (YOU'LL PISS ON YOUR PANTS TO SEE SOMETHING LIKE THAT)

-Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.( ARCHEALOGISTS ARE RETARDED TO TASTE HONEY FROM A TOMB)


-The ampersand (&) was once a letter of the English alphabet. (W X Y Z & NOW I KNOW MY ABC)


-Coca-Cola was originally green.


-Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.(THIS IS A LIE... MY MOM IS DEAF)


-Titanic was running at 22 knots when she hit the iceberg. (I JUST HAVE TO WRITE THIS COZ WE'LL BE ACTING IT)


-It has been recommended by dentists that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (two meters) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush! (TO ESFERN COZ SHE DARE NOT OPEN HER MOUTH WHEN SHE IS SHITTING)