My Garden:Entering the mind of a child!

Went to my garden after dinner today and the only reason i went there is because i saw my dog outside and i wanted to play with her. Its been a really REALLY long time since i did anything in my garden or even stood there for 5 minutes. and as i was playing with my dog in my garden i started to remember how my garden use to be and how i use to play in my garden EVERYDAY as a kid. i mean EVERYDAY!!!! (even when its raining and muddy)

As a kid, my garden use to be my playground. I use to spend all my homework time there! Felt like some cool guy on Animal Planet when I dig the ground and search for insects and get scolding from my mom after that. Well having the fun mind of a kid me and my bro thought if we dug a hole deep enough i would reach the other end of the world - sigh the mind of a child. :D and trust me! the hole me and my bro dug was HUGE!!!!! hahaha at that time when i stood in the hole it would reach my knees! and the amount of earthworms we found (and tortured) could fish for fishes which can feed your family for a whole lifetime!

The thing I enjoyed the most in my garden was climbing the mango tree!!! :) being hyperactive and monkey like as a kid climbing the tree EVERYDAY was fun!! The mango tree in my garden was quite big and it could fit me and my 2 other brothers. We even had our own personal "room" on the tree. We wanted to build a tree house ourselves really badly. but the closest we got to building a tree house was shoving 2 bricks between 2 branches, putting a plank on the tree which we could stand on, and a mini ladder to help us climb the tree. Sadly after a year or so the tree was infested with red ants and we couldnt climb it anymore :( and after a few more years the tree had to be cut down because it stopped producing fruits and the red ants were starting to come into the house. Now this is all that's left of the mango tree....

My garden use to be a jungle!! I am freaking serious about the jungle!!! it had a few trees squeezed in it, FREAKING a lot of plants and my fence use to be a fence filled with creepers. You can always find WEIRD insects in my garden. I actually use to hate how my garden looked like a jungle because i thought it made my house look very ugly. i think that is very true, but now my garden is just plain boring. after the mango tree was cut down, my house was renovated. and in the process of making my house look better. my parents decided to redo the garden. so now, this is how my garden looks. boring.

This use to be the size of a FOOTBALL FIELD to me when i was still a MINI Kemuel :)


Thats my dog!

UGLY PLANTS -.- most of it produces something used for cooking...

This was the plant i HATED the most!!! it has thorns that use to scratch me all over last time! and that's the easy part. the hard part is my garden was FILLED WITH IT!!! because my mom said its flowers are really pretty. -.-

Well, im not saying I dislike how my garden is now, im just saying it doesnt have the EXCITING jungle look anymore. But my garden does look neater and better. It's still nice to take a walk in my garden and play with my dog there but my point is I see nothing in my garden anymore. The only function i think of my garden is.....

..... my dog's toilet!

Exams? :S

Hello my old friend! It's been a while since I wrote here. It's okay if no one reads you anymore. Now that not many do. We can get more persona. Hehe.

JPS exams for 3 weeks! You must be thinking "WALAO! EXAMS FOR 3 WEEKS! THAT'S ALMOST A MONTH OF YOUR LIFE WASTED!" well. I thought the same. But it didn't turn out so. I'm already through 2 weeks of exams and since the day exams started, it didn't even feel like exams have started. AND IT FEELS DAMN GOOD!! Especially since I did not prepare for this terms exam at all! Only started studying the night before our first paper. And I'm PROUD TO SAY SO! :)

The biggest reason I am so chilled about this exams as everyone already know is because of "tips". Well if you don't know what I mean by "tips", I mean exact subtopics to study for exams that is right EVERYTIME!!! I think people are working harder to get the tips instead of studying. Which I think is called studying smart. ;)

but there's a debate going on if what we're doing is cheating. Well I really don't think so. Even after getting these "tips", we still depend on OUR own EFFORT to study it and use our brains to do it in the exams. Unless you bring notes into the exam then it's a total different story la. Or maybe I'm just lying to myself? :/

This stress free exams feels good and I think it's effective studying. I feel it's more useful for us to study like that. it's stupid that the ministry of education expects us to study almost 20 chapters of sejarah or memorize nilais to see how morally we are anyways. I think it's bullshit! :) hope they read this.

Another 1 week of stress free exams and HOLIDAYS! IT'S GOOOOOODDDD!!!! To let you guys know how stress free I am. I've been awake since 9.40 and i haven't even got out of bed and the lights aren't even on and I've been lying here listening to coldplay this whole time. :)

PEACE OUT!

Happy Burfday Esfurn Thaan!

Threw a surprise birthday for Esfern Tan yesterday!
first time throwing a surprise party for anyone
TOTALLY CLUELESS ABOUT THROWING ONE!!!!!
but everything turned out well (I think) :)
well at least i hope it did for you, Esfern
i really dont know what to say in this post hehe
but

HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY ESFERN :D:D FOR THE ONE MILLIONTH AND ONE TIME!!!!
nice shades :D

A Debate With Myself

And the title of today's debate is ...........*DRUM ROLL* "Is This World Unfair?" *CRASH*

To me, i really think this world is bloody unfair. Seriously. there are so many things about my life that i think are so unfair and i wish i could change. so many Why's

But the thing is, is this world really unfair? or do we say this world is unfair only because things dont go the way we want. like when we say stuff like "why would she like him instead of me?" or "i studied so hard for this exam. why couldnt i have done better?" or "why cant i be richer?" or "why am i born into this family?"

Are we all just being selfish? or is this world really unfair?

Things cant go the way we want it to be. God made it like that so we wont be bloody spoiled brats and bloody spoiled brats just have to have things their way and it makes the world unfair for others.

We all need the serenity to accept the things we cant change and the courage to change the things we can. and the wisdomity to know the difference.

And this is the thing that inspired me / taught me. :)

Not A Morning Person

GOOD MORNING WORLD!!!! -.-
reporting to you blog readers (dont think anyone reads my blog) at 9 30 in the effing morning! hell yea!

MY HOLIDAY SUCKS!!! OFFICIALLY!!
it didnt suck that badly la actually! but right now i feel like it sucks SO BAD!

I actually did lotsa cool fun stuff la. like shopping with Esfern and hanging out with classmates and sneaking out in the middle of the night or have guys stay over at my house and watch horror movie and play Left 4 Dead 2 and Call Of Duty 4 at 2 in the morning till God knows what time! yea those are some of the fun stuff....

BUT!!!! the thing that made my holiday SUCK so bloody much is that I have to work!
"OMG KEMUEL! YOU ARE WORKING?!" or "OF ALL PEOPLE YOU'RE THE LAST ONE I EXPECT TO WORK" or "YOU DAMN DUMB TO WORK"!
and then i go "I didnt choose to work! I dread it every freaking day! My parents forced me to work by getting me this job without telling me and agreeing to a shitty pay of RM400 for a whole month and i work from 9 to 6! and this is how they forced me to"
Of course i tried arguing my way out la. but i failed because they used it as a threat
"If you wanna go out tomorrow you have to promise me you'll work"

-.-

Working steals my FREEDOM!! I'm 16! (just turned 16! oh yea) and why in the world should i be working?! I freaking HATE that i have to answer "Cant :/ got work tomorrow" when someone asks me to go out! AND I HATE ESPECIALLY THAT I WANNA GO OUT WITH YOU! but im busy working :/ maybe if i didnt work and we hung out more then .......................

YEAP! my holidays officially sucks!

today's actually my last day of work! WOOOHOOOOOOOO
,,|,, to work!

I'M BACK!

Hey peeps! Thought I should start blogging again since I always am on the comp and just sit here doing nothing. I'm actually at work now and I have nothing to do (actually have something to do but lazy to), so i thought i'd come here and revive this dead blog from its long sleep! ITS ALIVE!!!!!! :O

Well yesterday was my birthday! YEA I KNOW! FINALLY 16 RIGHT?! Kinda celebrated it at 1 Utama which is one of the worst places in the world to celebrate birthdays. but I didnt really care la. I usually celebrate my birthday with my family, so yesterday was like my first time having it with friends. Though it wasnt really a celebration. spent the first half of the day wasting time with Esfern. shopping and walking around. and eating "poisonous" pretzels! then it was dinner with everyone (i dont mean EVERYONE) and it was fun! Khei Qi kinda helped with the planning :D thank you Khei Qi!

We actually planned to eat at Delicious. but due to everyones craving for Carbonara! i suggested Italiannies!!! which i think has crazy nice carbonara because of the bacon and cheeeeeseeeeee!! sex in your mouth!

At the end of the dinner they bought me a cake (banoffi pie)! :D i actually dont know who but i think its Khei Qi, Sean, Marcus, Gaston and Hong Koon! sorry if your name isnt here :D thank you for the cake (banoffi pie)! and seriously! I think its SOOOOO embarrassing when people sing you a birthday song! I dont know whether to sing along or not. Do i sit there and smile or do i sing along? And if I sing along do I sing happy birthday to ME! which is so weird! hahaha. dont think anyone feels me -.- but I just sang along anyways. Eheee!

but the day was great la :D thank you for all those that came :):) and thank you for the presents! Especially you Esfern! i think your present is the best present i have ever received in MY LIFE!!!! :')
I can say yesterday was a great day la! if you leave out all "those stuff" right Esfern? :)

MERRY CHIRSTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR NIGGAS!!!!!!!

4.37 AM

I've been in bed for an hour and 15 minutes already. And I can't sleep. You fell asleep while texting me an hour ago.
I'm just blogging so that I have something to do since I can't sleep so this post would be just plain nonsense. Like I'm currently listening to Stadium Arcadium by Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

I've went to pee 4 times in 2 hours. And I think I have diabetes because peeing frequently is 1 of it's symptoms. It's so freaking hard to even imagine not being able to eat sweets or drinking soft drinks. One day I shall create a cure for diabetes. But since I haven't studied in two days. And I don't think I'll become a scientist or some shit. I'll just hire scientists then :)



Anyways I havnt studied for 2 days already because my grandfathers birthday was yesterday. So my cousin and my
uncle from Singapore came down to kl to celebrate.
And today me my bro and my cousin went to 1u to play pool. We aslo went to batting cages and I kicked their ass at it :) I hit 12 out of 15 balls :D we played a few rounds la. And I broke one of the bats really coolly when I hit the last few ball. The head just flew off!

I think I need to get a proper life.

i seriously LAUGHED OUT LOUD when i saw this picture and i just had to share it with the world :D



Say HELLO! to my dad!!!

Explosion of flavours!

I would use "burst of flavours" but the word burst is too sissy for the situation!

Everyone who read the title must be having the thought in your mind "Kemuel must have ate some super nice food!" but that's where you're WRONG!

As normal Sundays, my family has dinner out! And on some Sundays my parents friend, who is a cancer patient, comes along la. He actually invites himself to have dinner with us. But his wife left him and he's got cancer so my parents are really nice to him la.
So since he already is sick..... We all have to eat healthy food for his sake. And as everyone knows, almost all healthy food ..... SUCKS LIKE SHIT!!!!!!

So we went to this Foo Kua (bitter gourd) shop in taman megah! At first I thought it's worth trying laa. The shop is named foo Kua so maybe they have some special bitter gourd dish in there. So we sat down at a table.....

And when the menu came!!!!!!! (this is the part of the story where you hold your breath!) there was over 200 dishes with the word foo Kia in front!!! I'm thinking to myself what the eff is wrong with this shop!!!! People hate bitter gourd. Why do you even wanna start a shop that's serves nothing but bitter gourd dishes!!

When the food came. There was like bitter gourd Tao foo, bitter gourd chicken, bitter gourd with egg, bitter gourd soup, bitter gourd pork, other tables even ordered the bitter gourd drink!

So whatever laaaaa. It's for my parents friends sake. So just shut up and eat laa. The food was actually not bad!!! There was like 5 dishes of bitter gourd food on the table! Only 1 dish wasn't THAT bitter. Which was the chicken 1 and also the one I had the most la of course.
But the worst part is I ordered Kat zai shun mui! If you all don't understand my lousy Chinese spelling. It's that green drink which is really sour which I really like to drink! And uually when you eat something yucky and bitter you quickly take a big sip of your nice tasting drink. But to my testical shockin surprise, the flavours sweet, sour and bitter isn't at all a good combination!!!!

Hate Tuesdays!

Facebook is too public for this shit an since not many people read my blog so it's not that bad

i fucking hate this shit! I wish I had a punching bag in my room so that I cab punch the fucking shit out of it. Release all this on the punching bag instead of typing it here where it doesn't even help.
I wanna punch it till I feel my wrist get dislocated and I can't feel my fingers anymore.













I wanna stick my middle finger to the world. I would like to do it on CNN

My heart aches of worry when you're like that :(

Car day! :D

Oh my shit! My interest in cars have grown to LOVE for cars!!!
Why the sudden change?
Yesterday my mom, dad and I went out for breakfast! And we came across my dads first merc that is already sold off to someone we don't know parked near the coffee shop we were eating at. I thought to myself "WOW SHIT. that was the first car I ever sat in when I was born. And that's the car that I spilled my drink in for the first time (and of course got screwed for it). Or the first car seats that I drew on with a pen!
I kinda wanted to ride in it again.

Anyways that's only less than half the reason why the sudden love for cars.
Continuing with my story......
So after breakfast, we sent my moms car to the workshop. I actually did not want to tag along for I know that all you do there is wait. But I changed my mind!!!

We sent the car to Lim Tayar. If you guys do not know where's that. It's in taman tun. That place is shit cool full of nice cars. No ferraris or anything but that place is the biggest workshop I've ever seen and everyone looked happy working on the car. As I watches as how the car was tested with all that cool gadget shit I was thinking to myself "SHIT I NEEDA OWN A SHOP LIKE THIS SOMEDAY". They had all this cool shit to test the car that I would like to play with! I wanna know what's it like to sit in a car and get lifted by that cool stuff. I learnt quite a lot of cool stuff about cars also when I watches my moms car get fixed. So now I would know how to take care of my car next time.

I also can't wait to own my car! Which is a Ferrari!! And as I drive it in to MY workshop, all the mechanics will be fighting to attend to my car!

Wow the pleasure of owning cool shit!

And at night time I went to esfern's house for her house warming :)
what a great day :)

This blog is stupid! -.-
losing my inspiration to blog

Sometimes I'm in the mood to blog and when I come to this new post page that i'm looking at now
BLANK!

That's why I never blog about anything.
My life's becoming boring. Nothing to blog about. Maybe it's because I'm too carefree.






I can't sleep!

Bored?

WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME???
I think i'm becoming really boring? Am I growing up?? That's impossible!!!
I need more life in my life! I'm feeling really carefree but i'm starting to feel like a boring person!
Why????
Someone tell me why!!!! *drops down on knees weeping with face to the sky

When you smile, I melt inside.

It's SO cool im blogging about shitting

Im sure everyone reading this has felt the feeling of "OH SHIT I NEED TO SHIT" and then you run off to the toilet and try to release it.

Welll!!! I just had the feeling, let me describe the feeling to you. Its like you feel this bubbly feeling in your stomach, but the word bubbly seems too soft, too girly. sooo i would like to say i felt a freaking wild horse in the lower part of my digestive system. seriously it makes me really really really feel like shitting. i think its from the sour milk i drank last night! but the problemm is!!! I CANT SHIT!!!!

no im not constipated. but when i sit at the toilet bowl, NOTHING COMES OUT!!!! HOW MUCH MORE FRUSTRATING CAN YOU GET!!!!! my stomach keeps giddy upping at me but i cant freaking shit!!!! you know usually you run to the toilet and you sit down and you ahhhhhhhh!!!
HOW I WISH I COULD DO THAT!!! SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY STOMACH!!!!!


what a post : )

My Dad!

We all went to eat steamboat buffet yesterday and after our dinner all of us were talking
so i started the subject of noses because the day before, my sisters friend came over and my parents asked her who looked alike and she said all and our noses were they same.
but i dont think so. so we were talking about it

then when my sis went to take food my dad said
"actually liannes nose hole quite big...... but she quite smart...."

then i was thinking to myself.. what does this have to do with her nostrils?

then suddenly he said
"...... because she know air is free so she make her nose big big"

:D

Thursday + 4 Belian

Thursday was just hardcore awesome. We did nothing for almost the whole day but jammed. Thanks to Ariff who asked all of us to bring our instruments.

OH SHIT I JUST SNEEZED AND BURPED AT THE SAME TIME

Ariff with the guitar;

Tian Xi; he just looks rockerishly nerdy in the pictures :D

Kemuel was singing a song;

the coolest part is towards the end of the day!!!! 3 of us were invited (im not sure if invited or ariff asked teacher, but invited makes us look better) to per form infront of the class!
and soo.......





And here's the video for our performance



And FINALLY!!!! thanks to Miss Winnie our physics teacher who is cool enough to allow us to perform!!! :D

Miss Winnie; she saw my skills and just had to try it :D

My class 4 Belian is starting to rock. :D

What a good day I had in school today :) :) nothing and no one spoiled anything about it :) not even you puan norita. Even when you made me stand up for laughing like an idiot.
To find out more check out my facebook.
We extra jammmed and performed in class for the whole day. Without a teacher saying a word to stop us. And I got to learn a whole song on a ukelele even though it's my first time playing 1.

To ariff: that ukelele is suppose to be mine youwhore!!!!

RANDOM DAY!

*RIIINNNNGGGG RIIINNNGGGGG*
"Hello" (Me)
"Hello. do you know who am i?" (in weird accent)

"Fenderick!"
"NO i am not fenderick! can i come over now?"

"okay"
"okay bye!"

After 5 minutes!!!! DING DONG!!!!!!!!!
Shaun, Hong Koon and Fenderick standing outside my house. they had no where to go so they chose to waste time in my house.

Dogs have a thing for Hong Koon!!!!



WASTED THE WHOLE DAY DOING NONSENSE which was rather FUN :D!!!!!